Hitched or Ditched

There is a show on the CW called "Hitched or Ditched". Friends or family of long-term couples nominate them for the show. These concerned folks want the couple to either say I Do or Adeiu *clever CW clever*. The couple on Tuesday's show was really devoid of problems (except that they have sucky friends), so the producers decided to SPICE it up.

They invited the possible bride's ex-boyfriend to her bachelorette party. Because, you know, getting pressured into marrying in 4 days isn't bad enough.

The couple does get the wedding completely paid for should they actually decide to get married. So that means, the bride has to try on WEDDING DRESSES!!!!! And she wanted to look like a princess...I mean, who doesn't? Well, lots of people...like people who aren't princesses, don't live in fantasies, don't have friends who sign them up for game shows that involve putting their life and happiness on the line ETC ETC ETC. I jest, of course, because more than just this demographic want to be princesses.

See BRIDEZILLA on the Oxygen Network - a show about women who have lost their minds in preparation of a wedding. They all want to be princesses, have the perfect day (totally attainable), demand their bridesmaids wear certain colors the days approaching the wedding, etc and other normal requests.

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!!!

Quotes from this episode of IACGMOOH:

Oh man, we are going to be bros. - Janice
I can take a lot of electricity. - Daniel Baldwin.
I shouldn't have eaten that cheese for my mucus - Janice

Best part of the episode? Janice peeing in the campsite. That's against the rules because rats are attracted to urine and rats bring snakes. Janice doesn't do this when anyone is looking - in fact, it is when everyone is asleep. Then when there is a note in the morning, asking everyone to refrain from urinating in the campsite, she acts indignant like it wasn't her.

Also, Torrie has never "sawed a log"...especially with 2 people. WTF? Have most people?

"Have you ever used a hand granade?"


EDIT: New best part of the episode (should have waited until the end) - the girls won a prize (sports equipment and granola bars and smoothies). Janice discovered the prize first and took a granola bar and ate it secretly in the woods like a chipmunk. Then, when they discovered the prize, there were only 3 bars left. Janice feigned ignorance and ate a second! as soon as I can get one, I will post a picture of her chipmunk-awesome face

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!!!!

So the Pratts are back and better than ever! Heidi and Spencer (mostly Spencer) had a religious conversion, making last night's episode of IACGMOOH so much better.

So a recap: Heidi and Spencer joined the show. Heidi cried. Spencer and Heidi decided to leave. While driving to the airport, Heidi wonders if they are making the right decision. Here is a dramatic reinactment of that car ride:

Heidi: Spencer, I don't know if we are doing the right thing.
Spencer: Of course we are. We are super celebrities.
H: I'm going to pray about it *starts reading the bible aloud*
S: *starts "pouring water" and vomitting*
H: Are you okay, Spencer?
S: Yes, keep reading *vomits again*
As she keeps reading, Spencer jumps in the creek (what creek, you ask? I don't know, just part of the story folks)

Because of this, Speidi decide that the devil was pushing them away from Costa Rica and that they have to go back. They beg the show's producers to let them back on and they agree as long as they stay in a locked room for 1 night. The room is filled with spiders, snakes, cob webs, acorns, wind...etc. The couple survives and make it back to camp.

Because of Spencer's religious conversion, he doesn't "Spence out" when he gets angry anymore. Instead, he is calm. BTW: the religious conversion came after Stephan Baldwin baptized him in a river, so I totally trust it.

Heidi tells Sanjaya that she is on earth to serve god, help orphans, and hold babies. Her main goal is to go to Africa and build and orphanage. Sanjaya does not believe her. Heidi becomes sick in the jungle and throws up. Spencer is convinced that she is expelling demons from her body, so does not think that this is a problem until 2 days later she is still sick and they rush her to a hospital. She has a gastric ulcer, not demons - but reasonably, maybe they already were expelled.

So Speidi are again OFF the show and probably for good. Wednesday we will have a new cast member - Holly Montag

Daisy of Love Recap

There is a new Love show on VH1 called Daisy of Love. Daisy was a star on Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels and then when she was not choosen as Bret's Rock, VH1 offered her a show to find love herself.

The troubling part - it is very unlikely Daisy is going to find love. And I'm not saying this as a cynic, but rather because for the past 4 episodes, the men have left of their own volition. They cite reason after reason for not wanting to be with Daisy. The most recent failure was a contestant named "Cage".

Cage has "Fight or Die" tattooed on his neck. Cage has a temper. And Cage is - as his name suggests - a cage fighter. Cage became angry with one of the other contestants. Daisy heard about the fight and tried to consol him, to no avail. Cage then offered a BRILLIANT solution - he and the other contestant would take their mics off, go to the "bottom of the hill", and whoever comes back (definitely implication of ALIVE) gets to stay on the show. Instead of kicking Cage out immediately for being completely off his rocker, Daisy gave him the opportunity to stay or go. Even given her generosity for allowing someone with murderous thoughts to stay, Cage opted to leave.

My bet is on Big Rig to win it all.

New Attire

Do you have your joke pants on?

Ricki Lake is Back!

Ricki Lake is back...hosting Charm School 3 - hosted first by Mo'Nique, then Sharon Osbourne and now long forgotten Ricki Lake. Similar to her talk show, she is dealing with crazies seeking their time in the spot light and maybe finding love?. And no one does that better than Brittany Star!! In this picture, she is probably thinking of 20 ways to get Ashley to like her and not lock her in bathrooms:

Sadly, she is kicked off after several episodes and exclaiming her wish to become a parent. I wish her luck with that :)

Heidi, Spencer, and Janice

I'm a little disappointed by I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! . There is not enough Spencer, Heidi, or Janice. Janice has some illness and I think Speidi quit. They are the only reason to watch the show! What will I do without them?

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